Its about making memories worth repressing
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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