The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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