I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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