You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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