whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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