i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
