We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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