Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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