so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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