Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
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I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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