please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
