I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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