does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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