a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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