Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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