the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
im on a boat
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