You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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He felt like a one man threesome
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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