I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
