i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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