It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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