just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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