so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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