I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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