thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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