I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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