Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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