Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Text me some of your sweat
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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