I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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