come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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