some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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