I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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