i would punch a child for taco bell
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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