Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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