im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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