Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
