maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
high people should be assigned attendants
Everything about him screamed your future.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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