During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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