Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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