He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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