Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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