I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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