I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she peed on how many people?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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