Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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