Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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