no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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