Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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