I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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