No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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