Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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