i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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