They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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