Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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