I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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