In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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