Me. At least after what I've been through.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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