Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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